Lanzarote Relocation

…the name and address of the scumbags who saw fit to dump an old boiler and washing machine on the field where we walk the dog, near to where we live… could you please pass the details onto me – I’d love to go and dump our rubbish on their doorstep, or alternatively pass the information on to the Guardia Civil. Why is it that some people are just too damned lazy, or to plain stupid to use publicly provided facilites for disposal of refuse in Lanzarote… Morons!

It’s hardly in keeping with the UN Biosphere Status of the island. According to “The Statutory Framework of the World Network of Biosphere Reserves,” biosphere reserves are created “to promote and demonstrate a balanced relationship between humans and the biosphere.”

…and don’t even get me onto both locals and tourist throwing crap out of car windows…

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