Stop Sky Card Warning From Showing
A big thank you for Phil from Lanzarote Business Sales for sending this tip to us today.
“OK now I know that a few people throughout the Canaries are getting a little bit frustrated waiting for their new sky cards to come and can only imagine how difficult it can be to keep getting rid of the warning if you have a bar or other business showing games.
TIP:
If you select any program you wish to watch from the SKY TV Guide and then select it to “Autoview” then leave the box to bounce in to the program without pressing any backup or selecting the channel you will find that the warning doesn’t appear again until after the program has finished!”
Thanks Phil! We don’t have Sky… but we know many who do… so hope that your tip helps them out.
Elle xx
If you select any program you wish to watch from the SKY TV Guide and then select it to “Autoview” then leave the box to bounce in to the program without pressing any backup or selecting the channel you will find that the warning doesn’t appear again until after the program has finished!
Monster Raving Loony Party in Lanzarote
Yes… the madness has finally hit Lanzarote, with the new branch of the Monster Raving Loony Party opening at its new headquarters at the Bulldog Bar in Costa Teguise.
Alan “Howling Laud” Hope from Fleet was invited to along to officially open the new HQ by Dick “ReDICKulous” Knowles who moved to the Canaries 15 years ago. Dick is an old friend of Alan’s and Lord Sutch, the original party leader.
May the mayhem commence!
Good Years For Wine in Lanzarote
Those of you that like to take a little more time to select a higher quality of Lanzarote wine may well be interested in the following table.
| Year Classification |
| 1994 Very Good |
| 1995 Very Good |
| 1996 Very Good |
| 1997 Very Good |
| 1998 Very Good |
| 1999 Excellent |
| 2000 Very Good |
| 2001 Very Good |
| 2002 Excellent |
| 2003 Very Good |
| 2004 Very Good |
| 2005 Very Good |
| 2006 Very Good |
| 2007 Very Good |
| 2008 Very Good |
Once again we thank DoLanzarote for this information
Lanzarote Wine Varieties
There is a healthy variety of types of wine in Lanzarote. Here follows a brief description of the various flavours.
BLANCOS.- Graduación alcohólica: 10.5-14.5 %vol
Malvasia seco joven:
Straw yellow. Fine varietal aroma (dried herbs and ripe fruit), with character. Boca fat, warm, glyceric, with criminality, good varietal character.
Malvasia dulce:
Pale yellow. Aroma Fine, complex, rich in nuances of herbs (fennel and mint), pineapple and white flowers. Boca powerful, warm, sweet, with balanced acidity, long, complex aftertaste and fine, and excellent persistence.
Malvasia semidulce:
Straw yellow with golden hues. Intense varietal aromas in a complex with notes of fresh ripe fruit, honey, herbs. Flavor has a nice step, smooth, fresh with good acidity balancing the sweetness. Very fruity and comprehensive.
Diego seco joven:
Straw yellow, clean and very bright. The nose is fruity aromas of medium intensity, typical of the variety. Flavor is fresh, soft, well balanced with acidity and delicious. The great personality of the grape “Diego” is notable for its large structure and persistence on the palate.
Malvasía seco fermentado en barrica
Preparation: After the stripping is applicable to a Skin maceration for 12 to 15 hours before pressing. The decanted juice cold-insulated tanks. Alcoholic fermentation takes place in Bordeaux casks of new French and American oak. The wine is kept for several months on its lees, performing batonnage to put on suspension. Before bottling is clarified and filtered.
Tasting Notes: Yellow with golden highlights. Clean and bright. With smoky mineral notes over a background of ripe yellow fruit. On the palate has structure and freshness, power and smoothness with persistent fruit flavors and minerals.
Muscat:
This variety is mainly for sweet wines though a warehouse liquor has made the experience of getting a natural sweet wine.
Sweet muscat wine liquor:
Yellow old gold. Potent aroma, honey, good fund raising oxidative (pastry, hazelnut). The mouthfeel is dense, tasty, balanced, notes of complexity (fig pastry). The alcohol content of liqueur wines is between 15 and 22% vol.
Rose .- 11-14% alcohol vol
Tasting notes: raspberry pink of good intensity with salmon and violet reflections. Medium intensity aromas, fresh fruit, with a background of ripe strawberries and roses, memories varietals. Flavor is tasty and happy, well balanced, with a fruity and pleasant end where the notes come out again strawberries and roses.
Red .- 11-14.5% vol alcohol
Tinto tradicional joven:
Cherry red with violet tones. Middle layer, clean and bright. Aromas of red fruits on mineral background. Flavor is mild and light, balanced, simple and clean with a very nice final fresh and good persistence.
Tinto tradicional pasado por barrica:
Red Cherry very intense. Aroma of medium intensity, ripe black fruit (blackberries, plum jam), roasted. Mouth wide, dry but ripe tannins, woodwork melted with wine, mineral nuances (volcanic), recall of iodine, very original.
Tinto maceración carbónica :
It is produced by a system that consists of introducing completely whole bunches of grapes in a special deposit preventing rupture. For several days there is a process, first breath after fermentation and intracellular (inside the grape), which ends up breaking the cell walls that contain flavor precursors and the coloring matter, freeing them, tinting and perfuming the wort that runs in the subsequent pressing of the grape. This will get wines characterized by their powerful aroma and smoothness on the palate.
Tasting notes: Deep purple, live, upper middle layer, shiny, thick and abundant tears. Amazing power aromatic, strawberry, red fruit, milk, clean, powerful. Very soft in the mouth though long and savory, velvety, round.
SPARKLING WINE .- 11% vol alcohol. sparkling cuvée: 10.5-12% vol
The variety of fruit used for this type of wine is the Malvasia.
Tasting notes: intense yellow color, fine bubbles and continuous crown. Intense aroma and clean fresh fruit and white flowers, bakery tones long aging. Boca long, slightly acid, pleasant in its path, fine and elegant.
Experiments by the bodegas
Crioextracción: is the freezing of the grapes before pressing. The ice crystals that form break the cell walls of cells found under the skin releasing flavor precursors they contain, thus giving more aromatic wines. Also in this way develops the process of crushing grapes in cold, which prevents the dissolution of undesirable substances such as tannins color, oxidases, etc.. Whites getting rounder and balanced. It also prevents the growth of bacteria and microorganisms harmful to the wine.
Natural sweet Muscat.
The objective of this exercise was to obtain a wine of 15% residual sugar and higher than 45 g / l. This split of 900 liters of must with 220 g / l of sugar and 12.9 º likely. The grapes are macerated few hours before freezing, the temperature was lowered to 0 ° C with what we got eliminated much of the water. The yields obtained after thawing:
“With a yield of 50% must have probably 21 degrees and 360 g / l sugar.
“With a yield of 7% we must of 12.5 º probable and 212 g / l sugar.
“With a yield of 43% water we must + 2.7 º likely to be discarded.
The juice was obtained from 21 º probable and 360 g / l of sugar was fermented, achieving a 13.8% vol wine and 82 g / l of residual sugar could not continue because the yeast fermentation stopped due to tolerance the alcohol content was high.
Tasting Notes: Golden yellow clear, bright. It has a high aromatic intensity, guava, passion fruit, clean. On the palate, quite oily and guava aftertaste recalling a nose, a round wine.
Our thanks go to DoLanzarote for this information. Much appreciated!
Spam Emails in Lanzarote
We received a spam email this morning… and it is one that people could easily fall for… especially if they do not speak Spanish. Continue reading
Wine crops in Lanzarote
Lanzarote wines are an integral part of Lanzarote agricultural industry. A drive through La Geria (the wine growing region of Lanzarote) provides you with stunning views across the vineyards, complete with the semi circle shelters that protect the vines as they grow.
The relatively low level of Lanzarote’s wine growing area (approx 650 – 700 metres above sea level) protect it from harsher weather than higher grounds… and the springlike Atlantic winds keep a fairly constant mild temperature all year round.
The heat can be a problem for the vine crops… so the local farmers cover the surface of the ground with picon (crushed volcanic ash) which acts as a protective barrier, as well as absorbung moisture overnight… and imparting it during the day. It also acts as a barrier against the sun’s harsh rays. the lack of rainfall has led to the local farmers utilising every single drop of water they can find… all helping to provide Lanzarote with a successful export.
The main wine producing bodegas are in the La Geria region. However there are vineyards all over the island.
Em’s Story – starting at Tahiche School
Emily started the special school in Tahiche last week, she was a bit aprehensive at first, [not as much as me though] but has very quickly settled in with the routine of getting up early and catching the bus at 8am to get to school. Continue reading
Swimming Pools and Pool Covers in Lanzarote
When we originally sat Alan’s boys down and talked about moving to Lanzarote – they only had one question…
“Will there be a pool?”
We were looking specifically for a villa as opposed to an aprtment, so the chances of having one at our new home were pretty high. And sure enough, the property we chose in Playa Blanca did indeed come with its own private pool.
When we first arrived… you couldn’t keep us out of it. We were probably having a quick dip at least once a day… right through until November. However, the novelty wore off for us… and soon it was used only by the kids when they came over, or by other visitors.
After being there a few months, we decided to get a new pool cover. To be honest, the last one had died a death, and certainly wasn’t keeping dust, leaves and petals out – let alone conserving heat. The new one was great – and god didn’t we notice a difference! The higher quality added on at least another 6 weeks to 8 weeks on either end of the months of the year we could actually use the water (yes – I know I’m a wuss… no New Years day dips for me!).
When we decided to move… and started looking at other properties in Playa Blanca, we weren’t looking for anywhere with a pool specifically. As long as we had room to one day add a jacuzzi spa, we were happy. Luckily for the boys and our visitors… the place we fell in love with already had a pool… so all was well anyway.
Unfortunately however, it did not have a cover… so it was off to the shops again. Once again, we went for a higher grade of cover… and once again it amazed us how much heat it held in the pool. There have been times this year when we have left the cover off the pool just to cool it down bit. It is worth noting that we have no form of pool heating whatsoever… this was just the pool cover working for us.
So… a little bit of advice. If you want to replace your pool cover – then DO spend a little more money on it, and get that better service from your cover. We did, and are very happy indeed.
Apparently there are some that conserve heat, some that help reduce algae, safety covers in case kiddies or pets take a topple (Been trying to get Alan to take a topple… but so far he’s not having any of it)
We bought our covers from Montaña Villas & Pools in Playa Blanca. They have a large warehouse in the industrial zone of Playa Blanca… and are extremely friendly and helpful. It is no secret that Angela and David are amongst our closest friends… but we would still have no qualms about going elsewhere if they had been enable to get what we wanted or needed. We went to them… because without exception they have given us above and beyond anything we ask for… be it pool chemicals, pool cleaning kits, and obviously the pool covers too. Highly recommended.
Teenagers in Lanzarote – another perspective – Sam
We are often asked about how teengagers settle in to Lanzarote… how easy is it to make friends… how they cope with the change of lifestyle etc.
So we are going to be featuring various teens from around the Island… all with different stories, and letting them speak for themselves.
The first to be featured is Alan’s son (and my stepson) Sam. Continue reading
Promoting Lanzarote Online and Offline
As most of you will know, Lanzarote is massively dependant upon the tourist industry as its main source of income. Even if you do not provide services directly for holidaymakers, then generally you are supplying someone who does. Continue reading



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